<!--Article Start--> <h3 style="text-align: justify"><strong>FC Barcelona's superstar Neymar has been out of action for sometime as he was down with mumps. However, the Brazilian striker has taken Twitter by storm following reports that his alleged agent was spotted at the Old Trafford.</strong></h3> <p style="text-align: justify">Manchester United have been linked with almost all superstars in the game given their financial clout. From Cristiano Ronaldo to Thomas Muller, the Red Devils have seen the media speculate about them all. Fresh reports in English media has now linked the English giants with a move for FC Barcelona superstar Neymar.</p> <p style="text-align: justify">The<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/6602543/Neymar-agent-jets-in.html" target="_blank"> alleged international agent</a> of the Brazilian, Pini Zahavi was in attendance at Old Trafford as Manchester United's winning start came to a halt. But there is a simple flaw in the statement - Neymar switched agents from Pini Zahavi to Wagner Ribeiro a couple of years ago.</p> <p style="text-align: justify">Following the drab draw against Newcastle United, Louis Van Gaal <a href="http://talksport.com/football/manchester-united-boss-louis-van-gaal-refuses-comment-neymar-rumours-150822163783" target="_blank">refused to comment</a> on the recent speculation regarding Neymar. However, his actual agent <a href="http://www.marca.com/en/2015/08/22/en/football/barcelona/1440260671.html" target="_blank">Wagner Ribeiro has categorically denied</a> any chance of the transfer happening.</p> <p style="text-align: justify">The Red Devils have seen a number of top targets sign for rivals in recent times, including Pedro and Nicolas Otamendi. In light of recent events, fans took to Twitter to mock the Red Devils pursuit of another superstar they failed to sign.</p> <h3 style="text-align: justify"><strong>Here are some of the best tweets as fans mocked Manchester United:</strong></h3> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">The Sun journalists before they wrote the Neymar to United "exclusive" story <a href="http://t.co/SSCfbPSeFY">pic.twitter.com/SSCfbPSeFY</a></p> a 90thMin as? (@90thMin) <a href="https://twitter.com/90thMin/status/635396551058268160">August 23, 2015</a></blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> Agent Neymar: Neymar is staying Van Gaal: De Gea is staying 1-1 a Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) <a href="https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/635111753051992064">August 22, 2015</a> </blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">BREAKING BULLS**T: Pogba to Chelsea, Neymar to United, and I'm going to be the new Archbishop of Canterbury.</p> a Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/634839814018334721">August 21, 2015</a></blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> No David De Gea in the Manchester United squad today. Sergio Ramos, Pedro and Neymar also miss out. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mufc?src=hash">#mufc</a> a Ben Hayward (@bghayward) <a href="https://twitter.com/bghayward/status/635047877832802304">August 22, 2015</a> </blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/SunSport">@SunSport</a> . Zahavi hasn't been Neymar's agent for a few years. He's Mitrovic's agent, who was on the pitch.</p> a Twenty Times (@UnitedBlether) <a href="https://twitter.com/UnitedBlether/status/635234297243389953">August 22, 2015</a></blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> All the Sun needed to do is Google and they'd know that Wagner Ribeiro, not Pina Zahavi, is Neymar's agent. But no. Why do that? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MUFC?src=hash">#MUFC</a> a Tweener Shephard (@GoatmealCrisp) <a href="https://twitter.com/GoatmealCrisp/status/635232474843492352">August 22, 2015</a> </blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">Neymar to Manchester United? Text 419 to Mtn or More jokes to 131 on Airtel.</p> a DocTor YazzYa (@Dr_Yazzy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dr_Yazzy/status/635352029691514884">August 23, 2015</a></blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> Breaking News: I have a bigger chance of kissing Beyonce than Manchester United signing Neymar. ?Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? Y???Y? Y? " a Lucky Xaba (@luckyxabs) <a href="https://twitter.com/luckyxabs/status/635352403861241856">August 23, 2015</a> </blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">United wanting to sign Neymar is like me wanting to marry Mila Kunis.. although the difference is I may have a chance.. ?Y? </p> a Feroze Ali (@feroze17) <a href="https://twitter.com/feroze17/status/635016906416738304">August 22, 2015</a></blockquote> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"> Bale, MA?ller, Pedro, Otamendi, Neymar, Mane and now Felipe Anderson. Oh my!! Manchester United is unstoppable ?Y? Y? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MUFC?src=hash">#MUFC</a> a Alikhandro Samba (@HSamba99) <a href="https://twitter.com/HSamba99/status/635354764344061952">August 23, 2015</a> </blockquote> <!--Article End-->